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Every cloud has a wet spot.
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Every cloud has a wet spot.
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You take a banana, you get a lunar landscape. -J. van Wijk
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You take a banana, you get a lunar landscape. -J. van Wijk
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"Buffalo never Oink" -- a South Dakota travel brocure.
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"Buffalo never Oink" -- a South Dakota travel brocure.
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Choose your spouse carefully. -- Susan Dorward
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Ken is very smart but also very opinionated. -- Doug Gwyn
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Ken is very smart but also very opinionated. -- Doug Gwyn
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Anthony Burgess reports a friend's rendezvous with the ideal mannequin, all legs and no breasts. It was like going to bed with a bicycle.
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Anthony Burgess reports a friend's rendezvous with the ideal mannequin, all legs and no breasts. It was like going to bed with a bicycle.
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Narcissists receive callers without opening the door.
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Narcissists receive callers without opening the door.
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@ -4057,3 +4056,54 @@ It's almost as though someone is creating billboards that read, ``If you can#t s
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And, as you read, please forgive the necessary typos - I'm going for rock-solid facts, rather than spelling.
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And, as you read, please forgive the necessary typos - I'm going for rock-solid facts, rather than spelling.
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mp3riot - Directory search utility
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mp3riot - Directory search utility
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val.h:152: class `FloatVal' is implicitly friends with itself
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val.h:152: class `FloatVal' is implicitly friends with itself
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The MOV mnemonic, which stands for `move', is a misnomer. A copy function is actually performed instead of a move. - AMD64 Architecture Programmer's Manual Volume 1
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It's not foolproof, but maybe if we don't act like fools, it will work. - Sara O'Brien
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May God forgive you for what you have done! - Pope John Paul I, to the Cardinals who elected him
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hb = 0x80; hb = hb << 24; /* hb = 0x80000000UL */
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setenv I_WANT_A_BROKEN_PS
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It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
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CPU0 states: 0.0% user, 150.0% system, 0.0%nice, 0.0% idle
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i know what jmk did. he added reentrancy for threads. - boyd, about uintptr
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i hate all sorts of zealots - boyd
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/* Watch the brackets - even Ken and Dennis get some language design wrong */
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Not related to the portable reciprocating power saw trademark of the Milwaukee Electric Tool Corporation.
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GNU C++ does not support old-style function definitions, so this extension is irrelevant.
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Here we have twenty-eight letters.
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Here we have twenty-six letters.
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Even if you could revive someone who has died, you haven't really done anything that deals with that person's central problem, which is sin.
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Being really good at C++ is like being really good at using rocks to sharpen sticks. - Thant Tessman
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A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell
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Arguing that Java is better than C++ is like arguing that grasshoppers taste better than tree bark. - Thant Tessman
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(Of course SML does have its weaknesses, but by comparison, a discussion of C++'s strengths and flaws always sounds like an argument about whether one should face north or east when one is sacrificing one's goat to the rain god.) - Thant Tessman
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C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce. - Scott McKay
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Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of UNIX, although they should have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement. - Hal Abelson, MIT AI Lab job ad
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I recently visited plan9.bell-labs.com/wiki/plan9 and I would like to offer my web design services. I can help you with your Plan 9 website. - spam
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There are no network problems with scone, hale and poptart. IT support is working these issues and we will notify you when the problem is resolved.
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A C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors."
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exhausted("sleep");
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/// The ForTo class avoids confusing syntax of "for (int i=1;i<=4;i++) {...}". This can be replaced with "foreach (int i in new ForTo(1,4)) {...}".
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Linux is for people who hate Windows. BSD is for people who love UNIX.
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If plan9 was a village then I'd probably be the village idiot, but it would still be better than living in the city. - Dave Lukes
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Software has gotten too fat and unreliable, so we started with Linux. - Nicholas Negroponte
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Forgive my ignorance, I am a layman and nowadays get my schooling through search engine results. - Vester Thacker
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By tradition, the return value of functions report what they did, not what they considered doing. - rob
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If the restaurant serves poor beer, don't switch to wine. - sape
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There is nothing quite like looking up and seeing YOUR star. Order now for FREE SHIPPING.
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gcc is the holy cow of compilers, not the holy grail. - forsyth
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NOTE 3: Each bit has the value either ZERO or ONE. - ECMA-035 spec
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cpu90112: exiting
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cpu0: existing
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The operation timed out while trying to contact void.
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On the Internet nobody knows you're running Plan 9. - Jim McKie
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Deleted code is debugged code. - Jeff Sickel
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DEAR ALL, I am newbie! pls guide me,
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Google does not appear to be in the kludge-making business ... - Ashlee Vance, The Register
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** the "time" argument is mandatory! (try "now") **
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Revision control is like any other form of accountancy -- worthy but dull. -forsyth
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There are but 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand the binary numbering system and those who don't.
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we live in a world of dogmas, probably trying to fight it with a stronger dogma is a bad idea, but trying to fight it with preumpted objectivism clearly doesn't work. - uriel
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Equations are the devil's sentences. - Stephen Colbert
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cpu: can't dial: plan9.lanl.gov: The operation completed successfully.
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A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt. - Dutch proverb
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Nothing is good enough for the fortune file! - Dan Cross
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